Weekly Humour; Issue 1
- They live in a tall high-rise. Very tall. The fire escape is a parachute.
- This building was tall. For kicks, some people got drunk and were dropping water balloons on 747 passengers.
- I asked a contractor for some suggestions on how to improve the look of my home. He gave me just one - the phone number of an arsonist.
- I'll tell you how hard it is to find greenery in the city. Apartments with flower boxes are being advertised as having a park view.
- Show me a voice crying in the wilderness, and I'll show you someone who bought a home in Los Alamos, New Mexico.
- It's a little annoying to pay $120,000 for a house and the first day you move in you see a termite scuttling in carrying a salt and pepper shaker.
- You ought to read my lease. The only thing I'm not responsible for is world peace and that's only because I'm not allowed any guests.
- My roommate always does the dishes the same way. Leaves them piled neatly beside the sink - for me to do.
- Let me describe our kitchen this way. Last week the cockroaches kidnaped our dog and held it until they were provided with better garbage.
- I just never have the time to do my housework, and it shows. The only way to get to my kitchen is by dune-buggy!